Never* Shit on a Stage That’s Giving You Time
You need to be there or you’d be somewhere else. And if you don’t need to be there, then get off the goddamn stage. And by “need” I don’t mean because you couldn’t get booked somewhere “better” that night or because you have this new bit you’re trying to work out. I mean need like in your heart and soul and body, like you need air and love and your iPhone.
* Unless that’s part of your act/persona, then it’s hilarious