Never* Shit on a Stage That’s Giving You Time

comedygroupie:

You need to be there or you’d be somewhere else.  And if you don’t need to be there, then get off the goddamn stage.  And by “need” I don’t mean because you couldn’t get booked somewhere “better” that night or because you have this new bit you’re trying to work out.  I mean need like in your heart and soul and body, like you need air and love and your iPhone.

* Unless that’s part of your act/persona, then it’s hilarious

(Reblogged from comedygroupie)

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